lesbian-tabaxi:

castle-engineer:

terminaloutpatient:

andromeda40002019:

ppl who say “the wife” instead of “my wife” are… suspect at minimum

Why? You jealous of the man with the superlative wife? The wife against which all others are measured?

The definitive wife.

One wife to rule them all and in the darkness, bind them

(via not-the-conversation-starter)