Fate Stay night: I am an Eroge 

Some dude in early 2000: Oooh oh boy time to pull my dick out

Fate Stay Night: OK great please watch this mentally ill teen go through horrible traumatic events because he has to have a reason to keep telling himself he is allowed to live while thinking he shouldn’t

Some dude: 

Fate Stay Night: And then at hour 50 I’ll give you bad porn.