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Fun fact: there’s a stellar sea lion at my zoo who is, in fact, in sea lion jail.

This big boy is an absolute GLUTTON for endangered salmon, so he had to be relocated by like idk fish and wildlife ig. But he… came back. So they moved him again. And he… came back. Eventually their only choice was to lock him up in the local zoo.

If you look in his eyes you can see him plotting to get back to that river and eat his fill in forbidden fish once more.