gordon-freeman-official:

sindri42:

doctormywife:

every culture has their ethnic donut and every culture has their ethnic dumpling… humans be frying dough

Every culture also makes a sword. If they got metal they make a sword, if they don’t have metal they take obsidian or shark teeth or whatever it is that they’ve got and they make that into a sword.

Coincidence? I think not.

2 constants in all civilizations:

  1. Tasty Fried Food
  2. Danger Murder Sticks

(via kittytish101)