Live and Love under Patooties' peculiar light

pileofknives:

venacavo:

johnnyjoestarrelatable:

just found out today that moths can make their genitals vibrate to throw off a bat’s sonar

we can too you’re just not skilled yet

Me helicoptering my dick so the cops can’t triangulate my cellphone signal

(via kitana-coldfire)

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