mcnostril:

It is no secret that I hate elves. However, I have discovered through liberal application of Verminscience that I do not hate elves as long as they are homicidal (except druchii because they always have to make it weird).

So I have made this elf to be all that elves should aspire to be, a homicidal kleptomaniac forest guardian, who is also very versed in the fashion of wearing dead people’s clothing bits. Her name is E because I am a creative genius.

(via maybeiwasserious)