Live and Love under Patooties' peculiar light

lizardsister:

lizardsister:

dnd character concept: a wizard who is a master of illusion magic who brags continuously about how unbelievable lifelike and realistic their illusions are, who doesn’t realize they’re actually a conjuration wizard and that the demon they just summoned is Real

“hey so why don’t you ever go back home, [wizard]?”

“oh because everyone in my town can’t take a joke 🙄 one time as a prank i made an illusion of a demon in the town square and everyone threw a hissy fit about it”

“wait, didn’t we hear rumors about that town getting destroyed by a rampaging demon?”

“i don’t see how that’s related.”

(via conspicuouslad)

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