scruffylookingpiratecaptain:

Me: Hades is my favorite Greek god

What people think I mean: I’m dark and misunderstood and I think I’m mysterious and dangerous and I wear only black clothes and my hair is always in my eyes

What I actually mean: I’m an introverted nerd who gave my dog a stupid name because it’s funny and mostly I just want to be left alone except for that one person who is sunshine incarnate

(via kittytishers)