dies-first:

jelly-bean-machine:

crystallizednebula:

the-armed-utahn:

meanplastic:

Idk why I’m hurt but I am.

I already knew most of these. It’s like an actual career. Like for cereal? They sometimes just glue that shit down to make it pretty. Milk is usually paint to get that nice solid color and pouring swirl. The list goes on.

The motor oil one makes me so irrationally angry

To get some nice steam for a “fresh, warm meal”, they use microwaved, water-soaked cotton balls and hide them under the food

Ice cream is mashed potatoes with food coloring

(Source: meanplastic, via not-the-conversation-starter)