Advantage of being a Free Cat: I can get my own Thing.
I don’t need no Man.
Yeah but I don’t need to get my own thing. If I scream long enough at 3am I get either a dirty slipper thrown at me or food. -Roth
You’re a sapient predator, one of the most effective ever evolved. If you can’t figure out a way to sneak into where the food is and get it without anyone being the wiser, then I feel truly sorry for you.
Literal catfight.