watergender

i’m reading mattress topper reviews on amazon and i just love this one…. who are these variously shaped gays

gorejock

the sizes of the second two are literally fucking crazy. i cant even wrap my head around this. 

plasmalogical

the 4'9 guy has 25 pounds on the 6'7 guy

wetorturedsomefolks

this man’s boyfriends are waluigi and wario

gearholder

Samuel is very clearly a dog, what is this

conspicuouslad

@gearholder you have a 300 lb dog?!

Edit: just looked into it and the biggest dogs, the St. Bernard and Newfoundland, still only get up to 260 lbs at the max.

gearholder

English mastiff

conspicuouslad

Try again

gearholder

Scroll down you ass