conspicuouslad:

gearholder:

conspicuouslad:

gearholder:

wetorturedsomefolks:

plasmalogical:

gorejock:

watergender:

i’m reading mattress topper reviews on amazon and i just love this one…. who are these variously shaped gays

the sizes of the second two are literally fucking crazy. i cant even wrap my head around this. 

the 4'9 guy has 25 pounds on the 6'7 guy

this man’s boyfriends are waluigi and wario

Samuel is very clearly a dog, what is this

@gearholder you have a 300 lb dog?!

Edit: just looked into it and the biggest dogs, the St. Bernard and Newfoundland, still only get up to 260 lbs at the max.

English mastiff

Try again

Scroll down you ass

(Source: shilol, via conspicuouslad)