conspicuouslad:

gearholder:

wetorturedsomefolks:

plasmalogical:

gorejock:

watergender:

i’m reading mattress topper reviews on amazon and i just love this one…. who are these variously shaped gays

the sizes of the second two are literally fucking crazy. i cant even wrap my head around this. 

the 4'9 guy has 25 pounds on the 6'7 guy

this man’s boyfriends are waluigi and wario

Samuel is very clearly a dog, what is this

@gearholder you have a 300 lb dog?!

Edit: just looked into it and the biggest dogs, the St. Bernard and Newfoundland, still only get up to 260 lbs at the max.

English mastiff

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