moshgoblin:

hobgoblinhero:

moshgoblin:

moshgoblin:

wanna be Tumblr famous but don’t want to put in the effort to make good posts so I peddle my mediocre wares at the side of the road

I stand at the side of a muddy road with my peasant garb, hollering “posts? funny posts, sir? a good chuckle for your madame?”

sir slimetony rolls by in his gleaming armor and calls me a peon and a cuck before having his big horse stamp my market stall into the ground

Better than me, all i do is add unnecessary comments to other users with goblin in their name

you’re the only valid person on this fucking website

(Source: stepdadjesus, via chefpyro)