trilllizard666:

theweegeemeister:

A fun new game to play while we wait for Smash Bros Ultimate to be released: 

Which unlikely SSB characters have canonically fucked?

For example: Capt. Olimar. Has a wife and two kids. Fuck status: Confirmed

Pacman? Also has a lovely wife and kids. Status: Confirmed to fuck

Now Bowser is an interesting one; he has Bowser Jr. sure, but in Mario lore babies are delivered by stork. So Bowser Jr was probably delivered in the same way.

So Bowser’s fuck status? Unconfirmed but plausible 

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