drewsgroove:

duskargentum:

“It is dungeons and dragons, not sex dungeons and bdsm dragons!”

— Me to the party after they said kinky when i start talking about rope

@gearholder

A good DM will push it to the limit and find ways to use the players’ being horny on main against them.

That is to say, binch I’ll get Graz’zt involved if I have to, don’t fuckin try me

(Source: yourplayersaidwhat)