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I’m freezing to death outside and the only thing keeping me alive is being horny

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me looking at porn to raise my body temp and delay hypothermia

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why are people still reblogging this its summer

kaijuemperor

Apple, I don’t know how to tell you that other parts of the world are always cold.

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i refuse to accept that there are experiences other than my own