apple-a-la-mode:

kaijuemperor:

apple-a-la-mode:

apple-a-la-mode:

apple-a-la-mode:

I’m freezing to death outside and the only thing keeping me alive is being horny

me looking at porn to raise my body temp and delay hypothermia

why are people still reblogging this its summer

Apple, I don’t know how to tell you that other parts of the world are always cold.

i refuse to accept that there are experiences other than my own

(via jinglejangleurshitupbro)