How about I seduce the goblin with my shaved 6-pack

skullself:

commandgoldfuckers:

dealingwithaces:

aeriktirel:

lordsoth42:

elsajeni:

geostatonary:

outofcontextdnd:

-A werewolf named Chad

how… what is… did you just have this art lying around?? was it in a box labeled In Case Of Goblin Seduction 6-Pack Joke Break Glass? apparently this is a Magic card and I have a lot of questions for Magic: The Gathering right now

I can never remember this card’s real name because everyone just calls it “Abs of Treason”

The card name is “Enthralling Victor”. It has a ‘spiritual sequel’ card in terms of artwork called “Captivating Crew”, drawn by the same artist:

Abs of treason

same

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