Live and Love under Patooties' peculiar light

How about I seduce the goblin with my shaved 6-pack

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-A werewolf named Chad

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how… what is… did you just have this art lying around?? was it in a box labeled In Case Of Goblin Seduction 6-Pack Joke Break Glass? apparently this is a Magic card and I have a lot of questions for Magic: The Gathering right now

I can never remember this card’s real name because everyone just calls it “Abs of Treason”

The card name is “Enthralling Victor”. It has a ‘spiritual sequel’ card in terms of artwork called “Captivating Crew”, drawn by the same artist:

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Abs of treason

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