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Item: Wallet of Infinite Toppings (Basic) once per hour this wallet can be opened to produce a slice of American cheese, two slices of tomato, and a few leaves of iceberg lettuce. In seedy taverns it is whispered amongst the old men of a Wallet of Infinite Toppings (Deluxe) that includes nicer cheese options, bacon, onions, and your choice of sauce…or so the legend goes

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