yourplayersaidwhat:

DM: so you try to cut the vines of the cobra flower but they’re too thick
Me: *ooc* they’re thick….? How many c’s?
Person trapped by cobra flower: *ooc* seriously? That’s what you’re asking???
DM: idk like 2?
Me: great it’s Thicc

*later*

DM: you get to a giant tree, with its thick trunk-
Me: imma stop you right there, how many c’s
Previous person: oh dear god no
DM: it’s thiccccc with 5 c’s

(via kitana-coldfire)