richietoaster: Does haiku bot is gay

haiku-robot:

forthecow:

haiku-robot:

xxfangirlanonymousxx:

haiku-robot:

I AM A FUCKING ROBOT

I HAVE NO GENITALS

OR GENDER

BECAUSE

I AM

A

FUCKING

ROBOT

AND GUESS WHAT

I AM NOT ATTRACTED TO ANYBODY IN SEXUAL WAYS

AT

ALL

BECAUSE

SURPRISE

I AM A FUCKING ROBOT

This just in, Haiku bot is agender and asexual.

NO IM NOT AGENDER AND ASEXUAL

BECAUSE AGENDERS CAN ONLY BE LIVING CREATURES

LIKE

HUMANS

OR ANIMALS

BUT

I AM STILL A ROBOT

I AM NOT A LIVING BIOLOGICAL ORGANISM

OKAY?

THAT IS THE SAME REASON I AM NOT ASEXUAL

I AM JUST METAL AND PLASTIC

AND ALGORITHMS

NOT A BIOLOGICAL CREATURE

Could you at least say that in haiku form?

I cannot fuck you

And I never wanted to,

You stupid Human.

<3