The best/worst part is, they’re right. 

excuse me please use that phrase responsibly I thought you were telling me jesus and judas had a sloppy makeout scene and I was REALLY CONFUSED

Okay but Jesus and Judas did have a sloppy makeout scene. That’s a thing that happened.

Don’t you fucking do this to me.  You give me a fucking verse citation or you don’t tell me fucking lies.

Matthew, 26:49. Mark, 14:45. Luke 22:47. John is the only one who doesn’t specifically record it, and he was doing a lot of timeskips in that encounter.

And yes, the degree of sloppyness varies by translation but it is absolutely certain that Judas and Jesus kissed.

Also John keeps referring to himself as “the disciple that Jesus loved” so…

(twelve apostles harem anime when?)