me, at home alone, chillin: *hears a door slam*

me, at full volume: WHAT’D I TELL YOU ABOUT SLAMMIN MY DOORS

the ghost that don’t pay bills or rent: that i don’t need to be slammin doors if i don’t pay bills or rent

me, the full volume: EXACTLY *a bit quieter* I left some dishes out on the counter if you wanna make em float or something babe

the ghost: okay thank you baby you’re so sweet