yourplayersaidwhat:

Our Druid keeps rolling threes.  It doesn’t matter which die he uses or what he’s rolling for, it’s always a disproportionate amount of threes.  Finally, the DM decided to do something about it.

Druid:  …It’s another three.

DM:  Suddenly, a holy light shines down upon you!  You feel the presence of a god fill the air, and a booming voice says-

Druid:  Wait, what are you doing?

DM:  “I am Triad, the God of Threes!  I have seen your devout worship, and you have pleased me!!”

[The whole table realizes what’s happening and starts cracking up, while the Druid’s player looks increasingly affronted.]

Druid:  Stop it WHY

DM:  “I shall grant you a boon, oh faithful servant!”

Druid:  STOP IT I HATE THIS

DM:  And then he turns your three into a twenty.

Druid:  I hate this.

(via demilypyro)