Knowledge is power

Me, an artificer with less than great ideas and an untested weapon: “How many books can I take?”
DM: “Uhhh like 5, why?”
Me, taking the books: “Gotta fire something from my cannon, right?”
DM, in visible pain: “I’m sorry what”
Me: “Those who say ‘sticks and stones… have obviously never had a dictionary flying at them at terminal velocity’”

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