DM: A hungry looking boy walks over to you while eyeing your baskets of fruit. What will you do?

Rogue: I’m gonna make him eat a worm instead.

DM: O-ok roll to-

Rogue: I got a 19. Hey kid, see, I know how hungry you are, and sadly we absolutely cannot part with any of this fruit, so how about, this delectable worm? Very full of protein. A delicious treat.