Worm
DM: A hungry looking boy walks over to you while eyeing your baskets of fruit. What will you do?
Rogue: I’m gonna make him eat a worm instead.
DM: O-ok roll to-
Rogue: I got a 19. Hey kid, see, I know how hungry you are, and sadly we absolutely cannot part with any of this fruit, so how about, this delectable worm? Very full of protein. A delicious treat.
(via kalianos)
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