The DM gets his geography confused

yourplayersaidwhat:

During our session, I was looking through equipment and wanted some samurai armor

“Can I get samurai armor?” -Me
“If you visit somewhere vaguely European, sure.” -DM
“You know samurai are from Japan right?” -My partymate
“Yeah. Where do you think Japan is?” -DM
“Where do you think Japan is?” -My partymate
“I said European didn’t I?” -DM

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