yourplayersaidwhat:

Monk: Can I kick down the door?
DM: Uh -
Monk: I roll to kick down the door. [Rolls an 8]
DM: You just sorta give it a gentle nudge.
Fighter: I push her aside and try to break the door down. [Also rolls poorly]
DM: Okay, so -
Rogue: I push them both aside and try to pick the lock.
DM: AS YOU’RE DOING THAT, A VOICE FROM INSIDE YELLS, “IT’S OPEN!”

(via drewsgroove)