patrexes

gods but they have patreons

patrexes

pledge at least 1$/mo to be counted as a follower. for 5$/mo you get free coffee and bagels at the local place of worship. for 15$/mo they’ll answer at least one (1) prayer per month

whencartoonsruletheworld

Okay I hate to intrude but didn’t this happen and isn’t it why Martin Luther wrote his 95 theses

nishikinico

This is the exact reason why Protestants are s thing