Context: I DM for my two siblings. Before our last session, my sister, our wizard, purchased a bundle of bananas. Later they had an encounter with an owlbear and she pulls this shit.

Wizard: Wait! I want to tame the owlbear.

Me: Okay…? How?

Wizard: I want to give it a banana.

Me: ….Roll…animal handling?

Wizard: *rolls a natural 20* It’s my baby now.

Me: *sighs* Yeah, okay. You toss this carnivorous owlbear a fucking banana, and for some reason it loves it. Congrats on your new pet.

Wizard: My baby.