Live and Love under Patooties' peculiar light
Context: I DM for my two siblings. Before our last session, my sister, our wizard, purchased a bundle of bananas. Later they had an encounter with an owlbear and she pulls this shit.
Wizard: Wait! I want to tame the owlbear.
Me: Okay…? How?
Wizard: I want to give it a banana.
Me: ….Roll…animal handling?
Wizard: *rolls a natural 20* It’s my baby now.
Me: *sighs* Yeah, okay. You toss this carnivorous owlbear a fucking banana, and for some reason it loves it. Congrats on your new pet.
Wizard: My baby.
(via eric-coldfire)
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