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oak23:

zennim:

witch-with-a-dick:

oak23:

Mattel: Barbie has had numerous careers over the years

Me: but not…. Assassin

barbies definitely been an asassin. she just doesnt tell people so she can keep her friends safe

what kind of profession allows and demand the changing to multiple careers?

barbie have always been an assassin, all other jobs were just cover and disguises 

Y'all are right. It explains why Jem and Bratz are dead.

(via timurmurtazin)

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    Barbie’s only job is assassin and all the others are fronts…….it all makes sense now
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    How do you know? A really good assassin let’s you think they do something else for a living…
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