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dasha-loses-it:

choco-armint:

proudmeninist:

daycare:

possessive-suggestions:

When you drink my blood, you will taste my innocence and purity. When I drink yours, I will taste your charisma and sensuality.

when you drink MINE you taste orange fanta

when u drink mine you taste lemon gatorade

reblog this and put in the tags what your blood tastes like

Vodka and antidepressants.

(via not-the-conversation-starter)

dr pepper (' - w-)
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