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garbage-empress:

blizzard concept artists: here are our ideas for female characters

the weird dude everyone only knows as “blue skin guy”: oh god it would be so hot… *licks lips* if you made their skin blue.

concept artists: we will sacrifice one character to you if you don’t speak to us again for another year.

blue skin guy, sucking in air through teeth: I ACCEPT THE CONTRAAAAACT-T-T-T-T

People keep replying to this with “Jake English” and I legitimately thought he was a real person who worked at Blizzard because I didn’t realize it was a Homestuck reference.

(via takamoris)