Our DM Giving Me a Demonstration on How Things Work

yourplayersaidwhat:

DM: so you’re in a forest & you roll a perception check of like 10. You see some trees, three monsters of some kind, & like a bunny or something. What do you-

Me: pet the bunny!

DM: no.

Me: aw

DM: you die. Because you ignored the monsters TO PET THE BUNNY

(via silver-tongues-blog)