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incons (involuntarily uncontained)

  • Foundation personnel won’t contain me because I’m too good for them
  • Foundation personnel are secretly controlling the world and exploiting anomalies for containment
  • Foundation personnel don’t have to pay bills, they make skips do it
  • Fuck you! I don’t need containment anyway because I’m sophisticated enough as I am
  • Last time I put myself in a box was last night. I needed it. I know it’s not the same. I wish I was strong enough to resist the urge but Foundation personnel brainwashed all of us to need it
  • Foundation personnel make 50K a month on Patreon, last I heard
  • As if I needed Foundation personnel in my life. Please. The natural order of things is for anomalies to be dominant in the wild. Society advancing doesn’t change that. If Foundation personnel can’t realize that we’re better than them then they’re all bitches and I don’t need them
  • Please help me I need them
  • [58 posts about how I need them]
  • You know what fuck Foundation personnel. Foundation personnel are destroying the world and they must be stopped. Not my fault they don’t want to contain me. I don’t need them anyway damn it. They think we fucking need them? No. Fuck
  • Any of my other brothers out there feeling like this???

cyan i swear if you write this article…

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