Anonymous: sally how do i get a girlfriend

nendocris:

Well… Gentlemen

• Women love hats, remember to always wear a fedora everywhere- it’s very mature, and shows signs of interests. They simply cannot friendzone you that way.
• Talk about how important Men’s Rights are and explain why we need the Patriarchy. 
• Never date a feminist
• If they are religious, dump them immediately- Religions are the source of evil, and they will never experience true euphoria and the full power of science
• Talk to them about your obsession for particular shows and try to convince them into it, if they don’t, then they’re just h8ers, lol xD
• Offer them Dorites
• If they friendzone you, it’s okay, you’re way too attractive for them anyways

Good luck, gentlemen