vaporwavesimulator:

quaintkiwibird:

vaporwavesimulator:

me, at a fancy restaurant: i would like to eat here

receptionist: im sorry you can’t eat here without a reservation

me: *pulls this out of my pocket*

image

receptionist: *starts sweating* i am so sorry….let me show you to a table

What does this mean

you know exactly what it fucking means

(via meat-monster-deactivated2018010)