I don’t trust birds. They’re just baby dinosaurs. Whenever one grows up, the government quickly replaces it with a dead one and hides the dinosaur in an underground bunker in Idaho. That’s where they keep Nessie, too.
Nessie isn’t a dinosaur
I never said it was, that’s just where they keep everything big and green.
shrek
Shrek is only like mid-size. They keep him in Nebraska.
what about purple dinosaurs