chefpyro:

theworstwaifu:

chefpyro:

link-of-asgard:

chefpyro:

I don’t trust birds. They’re just baby dinosaurs. Whenever one grows up, the government quickly replaces it with a dead one and hides the dinosaur in an underground bunker in Idaho. That’s where they keep Nessie, too.

Nessie isn’t a dinosaur

I never said it was, that’s just where they keep everything big and green.

shrek

Shrek is only like mid-size. They keep him in Nebraska.

what about purple dinosaurs

(via demilypyro)