d&d setting where all the elves use too many apostrophes because they talk with a southern accent, featuring the magical sword y’all’d’ve
demon: WHO WOULD HAVE DARED STAND AGAINST ME?
elf: I’d’ve.
demon: Wait is that your name or are you just saying you would have?
elf: fuck.
elf: you.
elf: We come from the land of yer mom’n’em.
Man ‘at ol’ dang ol’ Uruk-Hai man takin’em dang’ol hobbits up yunder t’Isengard tell ya what man.
FUCKING HERE FOR IT