insanelyfriendlysquirrel: Sirenne

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Pros:

• Hehehe…
  
• -//w//-
  
• Oh, and…
• o//w//o
  
• DAMN, THERE’S ALSO…
• 0///W//0

Cons:

• Dude.
  
• No.
  
• Listen to me.
  
• Just.
• Don’t even.
  

insanelyfriendlyguy said: Come on, man

FINE, GEEZ

Pros:

• Cheerful and nurturing. Will try to make you happy when you’re down.
• Caring and motherly.
• Party girl, will take you to all kinds of places.
  
• Sex worker, so she knows a lot about it.

Cons:

• Once you’re out for the count she’ll take everything.
  
• Which will happen before you can even lay a finger on her.
• Also may pull a prank on you to add insult.
• No injuries tho, other than your spirit, maybe.
• Just kidding, she can and will stab if she has to.

I’m intentionally describing her in a shitty way, but she really is like this - A-