sakimcgee: I wanna know about Alice for the dating thing!

Pros:

• Likes girls.
• Total smooth talker.
  Basically has mad tongue skills.
• If you know what I’m saying*.
• See footnote for why you shouldn’t tho.

Cons:

• Prone to bouts of jealousy.
• Allergic to dogs.
  
• Likes pineapple on pizza.
  
• Likes fire-based things.
• Would probably fuc a robot.
• Is a disappointment to her father è _é
• …sorry where was I?
• *Again, 10 years of waiting. Or just 9 if you’re into that “borderline” shit.