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stardewplant:

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me showing a human SCP to its containment chamber

hewwo… OwO this is whewre ur gowing to wive indefinitewy. (~˘▾˘)~ we took awl ur human wights away and youwll newer see daywight again (づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ pwease compwy uwu

im gonna break your fucking knees

owo? wewl, theat’s nawt vewy nice (´・ω・`) wooks wike someone’s getting weported to the Effics Cummittee~ (≧◡≦)

I’m going to fucking help them break your knees.

*shaking spray-can of Class-A amnestics* stawp! ᕙ(⇀‸↼‶)ᕗ do not appwoach, or I will be forwced to do sumthing cwuel and unusuwal (◕‿◕) secuwity firwst [• ε •]

I will report this to the Ethics Comitee and have them summarily break your knees.

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