Live and Love under Patooties' peculiar light

yourplayersaidwhat:

Player: “I give him my number”

DM: Ok, roll a D20

Player: I got a 17

DM: Phones don’t exist in D&D, so you just handed him a piece of paper with the number 17 written on it. 

(via blaruu)

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