omegaresnovae
asked:
What qualities define a patootie?

Fuck you take me for, some categorical object of study? a phenomenon with a method to the madness? fuck outta here with the half-assed attempt at understandong.

That’s right, dong, because you’re fuckin me over here, right in the ass, no lube required, batteries not included. Cuz if I answer this shit the posers will come in my house parroting the logisms and defeat the whole damned purpose  of having an untrackable tag in the first place -` _´-