slimetony:

foosili:

slimetony:

slimetony:

I’m going to roll into the kitchen for a glass of water

I’m going to tuck myself into a fucking ball and roll around my apartment in search of some fucking fluid

Is this what caused you to shout “oh fuck” at 6:30 in the morning

I had to walk over the baby gate and I couldn’t regain my balance and i fell for like 5 seconds until i landed on my knees

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