clef clef fucked exactly one time and all he got for it was a fucking baby. not even once, kids

gears [holds up a picture of the black queen]

rights yes. she is in a loving marriage, with fucking

iceberg oh boy did he EVER

kain no. hes a dog. BEFORE that, on the other hand

kondraki now, would kondraki have fucked a butterfly, if given the opportunity? in this 20,000 word essay, i will expl

bright bright has his consciousness in multiple bodies, giving him multiple ways to fuck at once

lament this guy takes so many amnestics he barely even knows what he did yesterday let alone whether or not he fucks

light "oh god, i wish", she says, downing her third drink

strelnikov listen if you don't think strelnikov fucks i don't know what to tell you

mann dear god i hope not

glass the foundation has many closely held secrets. the true 001. what happens when 447 touches a dead body. how often glass fucks

gerald that seems like a bad idea.

moose "d-do i what?" moose retorts, sweating, tugging her collar

atkus he is far beyond such things

zyn zyn sees me making this list and immediately reports me to the ethics committee